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		<title>Horse Hater X Myths Debunked</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 31 May 2010 18:41:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Horse Hater X</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well howdy there! I&#8217;ve gone from a small band of horse hating followers and a handful of random horse lovers to a 25,000 hit in one day Super Site! A big thanks to Karen Alloy for the mention and  direct link as well as to the currently unknown link/s from Facebook? Post it in my [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well howdy there! I&#8217;ve gone from a small band of horse hating followers and a handful of random horse lovers to a 25,000 hit in one day Super Site! A big thanks to <a title="Karen Alloy is hot stuff!" href="http://twitter.com/KarenAlloy">Karen Alloy</a> for the mention and  direct link as well as to the currently unknown link/s from Facebook? Post it in my comments and I will come and say a personal thanks.</p>
<p>But wow! So many new comments and accusations and so little time to respond to them all! I&#8217;ve picked a handful of my favourites to &#8216;debunk&#8217; in this post as its made my day to see how many passionate horse fuckers there are out there!</p>
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<pre>Why do you hate horses?
Because they make you afraid?
oooooh you poor boy. 

I have nothing against, that you hate horses seriously, but do you really
think the cruel pictures are funny?
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<p>Let me start with the first question as it seems to form a lot of peoples angst in their comments&#8230;</p>
<p>It&#8217;s a simple answer really. No other animal I am aware of loves itself quite as much as a horse, other than<strong><em> Sarah Jessica Parker</em></strong> and she is pretty much a honorary horse anyway. No other animal has such a vacant and arrogant face looking back at you, waiting for its moment to pounce and rape your face. No other animal has such a band of utter, utter cunts that surround their very existence and visit sites on the internet dedicated to their hatred to post comments on how the author should<em> insert insult here.</em></p>
<p>I mean, come on! You know why their isn&#8217;t a<strong><em> &#8216;I fucking hate dogs/cats/pigeons/ferrets/giraffes/boll weevils &#8216;</em></strong> website? Its because there is no other animal that you can call a cunt and get the general nod of acceptance like you can with a horse. Pretty much everyone except a select band of people that visit this site hate horses. It&#8217;s just one of those facts of life, like all black people are all good at sports or all Asian people are good at maths. I&#8217;m apparently good at hating horses and that&#8217;s my contribution to society&#8230; we can&#8217;t all be rocket scientists!</p>
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<pre>OMG YOU ARE SUCH A DICKHEAD! YOU SHOULD FUCKING GO OUTSIDE FREEZE YOURSELF
TO DEATH! Now THAT would be really enjoyable!

Go fuck yourself fag.
</pre>
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<p>I love the double standards some people yield. It&#8217;s not ok for me to hate horses, but it&#8217;s fine for you to be a homophobic cunt. Nice one, you fucking ball bag!</p>
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<pre>You are a fucking retarded person horses are amazing,
my SHOW HORSE is wonderful, so suck that
</pre>
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<p>Lol&#8230; Show Horse you say? Wow&#8230;. I <strong><em>AM </em></strong>impressed! But no thanks, I don&#8217;t want to suck anything belonging to a glue bag horse but thanks for the offer!</p>
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<pre>you how hate horses are fucking stupid and why do you hate them so much?
what have they done to you? sleept with your mom or what ?

And you hate horse people cuz you hate your self get a life you bloging
about this gosh! And do you like dog then you are fucking stupid it the
same shit! you just bloging of something how low are you ?
well fuck you man have a bad day hope you die xD
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<p>Ooof. That&#8217;s cold! Dying is about as bad of a day as you can get really..</p>
<p>But anyway, thanks for the bedroom psycho-babble. Perhaps you could get your own blog and dissect peoples problems? I mean you&#8217;re spot on with your <a title="Arrested Development is Awesome" href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=analrapist"><em>analrapist </em></a>view that I hate horses because I hate myself&#8230; oh no&#8230; wait&#8230;. no&#8230; you&#8217;re totally wrong, fuckface.</p>
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<pre>As awesome as this page is, when did Zebra's suck?!? They're the awesomeness
animals Eva. Have you seen Madagascar? I think not.
</pre>
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<p>To be fair, I don&#8217;t really have a problem with Zebras. Horses however&#8230;</p>
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<pre>why don't you go out and froze to death fucking moron
</pre>
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<p>Nice English there&#8230; nice fucking English!</p>
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<pre>Well you fucking suck! If you hate horses come over here and ill kick your ass!
Horses are amazing!

SUCK MY DICK IF YOU CAN FIND IT!
</pre>
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<p>Another LOL moment. Suck your dick if I can find it??? Seriously&#8230; how the fuck some people manage to breathe amazes me at times&#8230;</p>
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<pre>your a freak.... go fuck yourself
horses are beautiful creatures and you are a stupid cunt
you obviously have no life if you waste your time on this stupid website

once again, GO FUCK YOUR SELF FREAK!
i hope you know you are hated by millions of people 

i would run you over with my horse if i ever saw you
</pre>
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<p>Yet you have a super awesome life and just happen to be here spreading your awesomeness..?</p>
<p>And <em>run me over on a horse</em>? How is that ever going to work?!</p>
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<pre>Damn, I thought I hated horses. But I'm not paying for a .com domain name
to tell everyone. This is truly hate with a passion.</pre>
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<p>If you can&#8217;t spend a few dollars a year spreading your hatred of something, you obviously don&#8217;t hate it enough! <img src='http://ifuckinghatehorses.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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<pre>Total waste of a web page. Your an idiot non of this is humorous.
</pre>
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<p>What the fuck else would you like me to put on the URL ifuckinghatehorses.com?! And for the record:</p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;">You<span style="color: #ff0000;">&#8216;re</span> an idiot<span style="color: #ff0000;">.</span> Non<span style="color: #ff0000;">e</span> of this is humorous.</p>
<p>&#8230;and finally, my personal favourite&#8230;</p>
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<pre>Ok, no matter how cruel this all is, and how much I love animals,
I laughed my fucking ass off. 

Thanks for turning my day around from a shitty fuck hole to good, worth while
day. 

Your an amazing dick face. I love you. 

No hate
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<p>Sums up the whole point of this site. Thanks for all the support and kind words, but a big thanks to <em><strong>Screaming Mime</strong></em>, you made my day!</p>
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