Fucking horses ruin everything....

Fucking horses. They know how to ruin ANYTHING… including 4th July celebrations!

A Fourth of July parade in eastern Iowa turned to mayhem on Sunday when a pair of runaway horses lunged into the crowd and trampled 24 people, many of them children. At least one person was killed, and several others were seriously injured.

If that was the UK, horses would totally be exterminated right now. Seriously, they would be currently being lined up for a nice trip to the “showers”, Auschwitz style. Unfortunately for the people in Iowa, they learnt that horses are massive, massive cunts a little too late.

The chaos took place when two horses pulling a buggy got spooked and charged into the crowd at the Heritage Day Parade, a decades-old tradition that attracts thousands to Bellevue, a town of 2,300 people nestled along the Mississippi River. Bellevue’s fire chief, Chris Roling, said the two horses, both at the rear of the parade, bumped into one another, knocking one horse’s bridle off and causing it to bolt, followed by the second horse.

Got spooked? Unlikely. This was premeditated without a doubt. Those fucking horses had been planning this shit for years!

“I’ve been doing this 35 years and I’ve never seen anything like it,” he added.

Thirty five years then that they’ve been planning it…THIRTY FIVE YEARS!

“This is just something that happens that we can’t prevent,” he said. “It wouldn’t be any different from an accelerator sticking on a car and running through the crowd.”

It wouldn’t be any different from an accelerator sticking on a car and running through the crowd….

…only there IS something we can do about it! BAN ALL HORSES! Problem fucking solved. No more ruined 4th Julys. No more dead people. No more fuckface horses. I see no issue here…