I Fucking Hate Horses http://ifuckinghatehorses.com If you think horses are cunts, you're in the right place! Wed, 11 Apr 2012 12:41:43 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 The Best Fucking Guitarist In The World Ever! http://ifuckinghatehorses.com/2012/04/11/the-best-fucking-guitarist-in-the-world-ever/ http://ifuckinghatehorses.com/2012/04/11/the-best-fucking-guitarist-in-the-world-ever/#comments Wed, 11 Apr 2012 12:41:43 +0000 Horse Hater X http://ifuckinghatehorses.com/?p=311 Fucking check this sweet guitar playing mother fucker right here!!

Horse Hating Guitar Legend These guys could be a Tina Turner tribute act and they would still rock harder than any fucking band ever…

Look at that sweet T shirt right there… this dude (a James Frank Perkins to be precise) knows where its at and rocks it up like no other.

He is this weeks Horse Hating Legend. Big kudos from HorseHaterX my man, big fucking kudos!

More content borrowed from the I Fucking Hate Horses Facebook page.

 

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Wear it with pride! http://ifuckinghatehorses.com/2012/03/27/wear-it-with-pride/ http://ifuckinghatehorses.com/2012/03/27/wear-it-with-pride/#comments Tue, 27 Mar 2012 15:37:24 +0000 Horse Hater X http://ifuckinghatehorses.com/?p=307 Another Horse Hater

Legend!

This man (Chris Egern) is a horse hating legend – found on the I Fucking Hate Horses Facebook page – seen here sporting an Official IFuckingHateHorses.com tshirt!

Thanks for supporting the site Chris. Apologies for the lack of activity of late but keep up the good work!

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Dead Horse Naked Lady WIN! http://ifuckinghatehorses.com/2011/11/04/dead-horse-naked-lady-win/ http://ifuckinghatehorses.com/2011/11/04/dead-horse-naked-lady-win/#comments Fri, 04 Nov 2011 11:25:16 +0000 Horse Hater X http://ifuckinghatehorses.com/?p=302 Naked lady. Check. Dead horse. Check. Legally found to have nothing wrong with it. Check.

BEST HORSE HATER POST EVER ALERT!!!

Dead Horse Naked Lady WIN!

Best update ever?

Found here for the full article but here are some of the best bits.

Joshua Washburn, a North Carolina man, had come across the pics online at the website 4chan and reported them to deputies.

Those sheriff’s deputies recently concluded that no animal abuse had been committed and therefore no laws had been broken.

Hahaha… have that Joshua, you moral fag. Go back to surfing for CP you sick fuck…

According to a police report Lottin and her friend John Frost had purchased a 32-year-old dying horse in Richfield, Wash. Shortly after buying the animal Frost shot it in the head with a .300 Winchester Magnum hunting rifle (the horse had apparently been scheduled to be euthanized already), then the two skinned and gutted it before finally beginning their photo shoot.

Euthanasia of a horse with a Magnum = EPIC WIN! I’m almost hard…

After posting the photos online, angry readers at 4chan apparently started harassing Lottin and Frost to the point where they pulled their Facebook profiles offline.

4chan… I am fucking disappoint. What the fuck? Since when did you use your sUp3rl33tH4x0R skills to harass awesome horse death artists?! Get back to changing the world for the better by exposing the lies and corruption in it. Leave horse hating artists the fuck alone!

“We’ve definitely never seen anything like that,” Thompson says. “People do bad stuff to people and animals, but in this case it appears that animal was put down humanely, so there’s really nothing to compare it to. It’s just bizarre.”

Jasha Lottin, thank you for bringing your awesome art to the world. If there wasn’t a Mrs Horse Hater X, I’d want to put my willy in you a bit.

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Way to ruin the photo, fuckface… (Sarah Jessica Parker Photobomb) http://ifuckinghatehorses.com/2011/09/27/way-to-ruin-the-photo-fuckface-sarah-jessica-parker-photobomb/ http://ifuckinghatehorses.com/2011/09/27/way-to-ruin-the-photo-fuckface-sarah-jessica-parker-photobomb/#comments Tue, 27 Sep 2011 20:44:03 +0000 Horse Hater X http://ifuckinghatehorses.com/?p=297 Sarah Jessica Parker ruins yet another photograph

Sarah Jessica Parker ruins yet another photograph

I fucking told you horses are ignorant cunts… here we have photographic evidence! Put that in your pipes and smoke it horse lovers!

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More Sickening Imagery http://ifuckinghatehorses.com/2011/09/12/more-sickening-imagery/ http://ifuckinghatehorses.com/2011/09/12/more-sickening-imagery/#comments Mon, 12 Sep 2011 22:06:42 +0000 Horse Hater X http://ifuckinghatehorses.com/?p=290 Continuing the month of sickening imagery, horse hating fan Ond?ej sent me the following image rated R for Rotten.

Horse Meat

Who in their right mind would want to eat this filth?!

 

The only reason this is doesn’t make me feel sick like the picture of that Shoe Faced Whore is the thought that this is the direct result of a dead horse! That makes horse meat win all over!

Horse haters… would you eat horse meat as the bitter sweet flesh of the enemy or would you rather puke blood and eat a sugar puff and dogshit sandwich?

As ever, share your thoughts in the comments section!

 

 

 

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Super Hot Sexy Photo of SARAH JESSICA PARKER! http://ifuckinghatehorses.com/2011/09/09/super-hot-sexy-photo-of-sarah-jessica-parker/ http://ifuckinghatehorses.com/2011/09/09/super-hot-sexy-photo-of-sarah-jessica-parker/#comments Fri, 09 Sep 2011 15:58:31 +0000 Horse Hater X http://ifuckinghatehorses.com/?p=285 Hot Sarah Jessica Parker Picture

Hottest Sarah Jessica Parker Picture IN THE WORLD!

Bang tidy… if you’re a sick mother fucker of course…

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Horse Backflip Fail http://ifuckinghatehorses.com/2011/09/01/horse-backflip-fail/ http://ifuckinghatehorses.com/2011/09/01/horse-backflip-fail/#comments Thu, 01 Sep 2011 09:25:36 +0000 Horse Hater X http://ifuckinghatehorses.com/?p=282

Cheers to my man Patrik for hooking me up with this!

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Hide your kids, hide your wife… http://ifuckinghatehorses.com/2011/08/12/hide-your-kids-hide-your-wife/ http://ifuckinghatehorses.com/2011/08/12/hide-your-kids-hide-your-wife/#comments Fri, 12 Aug 2011 14:46:37 +0000 Horse Hater X http://ifuckinghatehorses.com/?p=276
Hide your husband because it's rapin' everybody out there!
Hahaha… unknown source but awesome…
Here’s the video just in case you didn’t get the context:
Don’t say you weren’t warned!
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Horse Rising http://ifuckinghatehorses.com/2011/05/19/horse-rising/ http://ifuckinghatehorses.com/2011/05/19/horse-rising/#comments Thu, 19 May 2011 14:02:59 +0000 Horse Hater X http://ifuckinghatehorses.com/?p=269 Horse and Nutter

A man and his horse walk into a bar...

Britain’s beware! There is a random fucking horse nutter on the loose, dragging his shitbag glue factory on legs around shops, pubs and generally fucking with your day.

Anyone who sees this douchebag is advised to IMMEDIATELY PUNCH THE CUNT IN THE FACE then get the guy in a headlock and ring the police…

 

You have been warned!

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Split a horse into pieces.. http://ifuckinghatehorses.com/2011/05/10/split-a-horse-into-pieces/ http://ifuckinghatehorses.com/2011/05/10/split-a-horse-into-pieces/#comments Tue, 10 May 2011 20:51:32 +0000 Horse Hater X http://ifuckinghatehorses.com/?p=266

If you can stomach some fucking god awful acting by the no talent bitch that is Jennifer Lopez, you get to see an epic scene where a horse gets its day fucked up and split into pieces.. not bad, not bad…

Sent in by my main man Felix from Germany. Keep them coming people! Keep them the fuck coming!

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