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		<title>Dead Horse Naked Lady WIN!</title>
		<link>http://ifuckinghatehorses.com/2011/11/04/dead-horse-naked-lady-win/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Nov 2011 11:25:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Horse Hater X</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[I Fucking Hate Horses]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dead Horse]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jasha Lottin]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Naked Ladies]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Naked lady. Check. Dead horse. Check. Legally found to have nothing wrong with it. Check. BEST HORSE HATER POST EVER ALERT!!! Found here for the full article but here are some of the best bits. Joshua Washburn, a North Carolina man, had come across the pics online at the website 4chan and reported them to [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Naked lady. Check. Dead horse. Check. Legally found to have nothing wrong with it. Check.</p>
<h1>BEST HORSE HATER POST EVER ALERT!!!</h1>
<div id="attachment_303" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 555px"><a href="http://ifuckinghatehorses.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/horse-carcass01.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-303" title="Dead Horse Naked Lady WIN!" src="http://ifuckinghatehorses.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/horse-carcass01.jpg" alt="Dead Horse Naked Lady WIN!" width="545" height="2035" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Best update ever?</p></div>
<p><a title="Naked Horse Lady" href="http://blogs.seattleweekly.com/dailyweekly/2011/11/jasha_lottin_portland_nudist_b.php">Found here for the full article</a> but here are some of the best bits.</p>
<blockquote><p><em>Joshua Washburn, a North Carolina man, had come across the pics online at the website 4chan and reported them to deputies.</em></p>
<p><em>Those sheriff&#8217;s deputies recently concluded that no animal abuse had been committed and therefore no laws had been broken.</em></p></blockquote>
<p>Hahaha&#8230; have that Joshua, you moral fag. Go back to surfing for CP you sick fuck&#8230;</p>
<blockquote><p><em>According to a police report Lottin and her friend John Frost had purchased a 32-year-old dying horse in Richfield, Wash. Shortly after buying the animal Frost shot it in the head with a .300 Winchester Magnum hunting rifle (the horse had apparently been scheduled to be euthanized already), then the two skinned and gutted it before finally beginning their photo shoot.</em></p></blockquote>
<p>Euthanasia of a horse with a Magnum = EPIC WIN! I&#8217;m almost hard&#8230;</p>
<blockquote><p><em>After posting the photos online, angry readers at 4chan apparently started harassing Lottin and Frost to the point where they pulled their Facebook profiles offline.</em></p></blockquote>
<p>4chan&#8230; <strong>I am fucking disappoint.</strong> What the fuck? Since when did you use your sUp3rl33tH4x0R skills to harass awesome horse death artists?! Get back to changing the world for the better by exposing the lies and corruption in it. Leave horse hating artists the fuck alone!</p>
<blockquote><p><em>&#8220;We&#8217;ve definitely never seen anything like that,&#8221; Thompson says. &#8220;People do bad stuff to people and animals, but in this case it appears that animal was put down humanely, so there&#8217;s really nothing to compare it to. It&#8217;s just bizarre.&#8221;</em></p></blockquote>
<p><em><strong>Jasha Lottin</strong></em>, thank you for bringing your awesome art to the world. If there wasn&#8217;t a Mrs Horse Hater X, I&#8217;d want to put my willy in you a bit.</p>
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		<title>Way to ruin the photo, fuckface&#8230; (Sarah Jessica Parker Photobomb)</title>
		<link>http://ifuckinghatehorses.com/2011/09/27/way-to-ruin-the-photo-fuckface-sarah-jessica-parker-photobomb/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Sep 2011 20:44:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Horse Hater X</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[I Fucking Hate Horses]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Horse Photo Bomb]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I fucking told you horses are ignorant cunts&#8230; here we have photographic evidence! Put that in your pipes and smoke it horse lovers!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div id="attachment_298" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 680px"><a href="http://ifuckinghatehorses.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/HorseBomb.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-298" title="Sarah Jessica Parker ruins yet another photograph" src="http://ifuckinghatehorses.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/HorseBomb.jpg" alt="Sarah Jessica Parker ruins yet another photograph" width="670" height="474" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Sarah Jessica Parker ruins yet another photograph</p></div>
<p>I fucking told you horses are ignorant cunts&#8230; here we have <strong>photographic evidence</strong>! Put that in your pipes and smoke it horse lovers!</p>
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		<title>More Sickening Imagery</title>
		<link>http://ifuckinghatehorses.com/2011/09/12/more-sickening-imagery/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Sep 2011 22:06:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Horse Hater X</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[I Fucking Hate Horses]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Horse Meat]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Shoe Faced Whore]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sugar Puff and Dog Shit Sandwich]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The SJP Fan Club]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Continuing the month of sickening imagery, horse hating fan Ond?ej sent me the following image rated R for Rotten. &#160; The only reason this is doesn&#8217;t make me feel sick like the picture of that Shoe Faced Whore is the thought that this is the direct result of a dead horse! That makes horse meat [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Continuing the month of sickening imagery, horse hating fan Ond?ej sent me the following image rated <strong>R</strong> for <strong>Rotten</strong>.</p>
<div id="attachment_291" class="wp-caption alignleft" style="width: 310px"><a href="http://ifuckinghatehorses.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Horse-Meat.jpg"><img class="size-medium wp-image-291" title="Horse Meat" src="http://ifuckinghatehorses.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Horse-Meat-300x225.jpg" alt="Horse Meat" width="300" height="225" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Who in their right mind would want to eat this filth?!</p></div>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p>The only reason this is doesn&#8217;t make me feel sick like the picture of that <a title="Shoe Faced Whore" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarah_Jessica_Parker"><em>Shoe Faced Whore</em></a> is the thought that this is the direct result of a dead horse! That makes horse meat win all over!</p>
<p>Horse haters&#8230; would you eat horse meat as the bitter sweet flesh of the enemy or would you rather puke blood and eat a sugar puff and dogshit sandwich?</p>
<p>As ever, share your thoughts in the comments section!</p>
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		<title>Super Hot Sexy Photo of SARAH JESSICA PARKER!</title>
		<link>http://ifuckinghatehorses.com/2011/09/09/super-hot-sexy-photo-of-sarah-jessica-parker/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Sep 2011 15:58:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Horse Hater X</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[I Fucking Hate Horses]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bang tidy&#8230; if you&#8217;re a sick mother fucker of course&#8230;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div id="attachment_286" class="wp-caption alignleft" style="width: 540px"><a href="http://ifuckinghatehorses.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Hot-Sarah-Jessica-Parker-Picture.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-286 aligncenter" title="Hot Sarah Jessica Parker Picture" src="http://ifuckinghatehorses.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Hot-Sarah-Jessica-Parker-Picture.jpg" alt="Hot Sarah Jessica Parker Picture" width="530" height="776" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Hottest Sarah Jessica Parker Picture IN THE WORLD! </p></div>
<p>Bang tidy&#8230; if you&#8217;re a sick mother fucker of course&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Horse Backflip Fail</title>
		<link>http://ifuckinghatehorses.com/2011/09/01/horse-backflip-fail/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Sep 2011 09:25:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Horse Hater X</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[I Fucking Hate Horses]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Cheers to my man Patrik for hooking me up with this!]]></description>
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<p>Cheers to my man Patrik for hooking me up with this!</p>
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		<title>Hide your kids, hide your wife&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://ifuckinghatehorses.com/2011/08/12/hide-your-kids-hide-your-wife/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Aug 2011 14:46:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Horse Hater X</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[I Fucking Hate Horses]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Hide your husband]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Horse Rapist]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Hahaha&#8230; unknown source but awesome&#8230; Here&#8217;s the video just in case you didn&#8217;t get the context: Don&#8217;t say you weren&#8217;t warned!]]></description>
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<dt>Hahaha&#8230; unknown source but awesome&#8230;</dt>
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<dt>Here&#8217;s the video just in case you didn&#8217;t get the context:</dt>
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<dt>Don&#8217;t say you weren&#8217;t warned!
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		<title>Horse Rising</title>
		<link>http://ifuckinghatehorses.com/2011/05/19/horse-rising/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 May 2011 14:02:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Horse Hater X</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Horse People]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[I Fucking Hate Horses]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Wrexham Horse Nutter]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Britain&#8217;s beware! There is a random fucking horse nutter on the loose, dragging his shitbag glue factory on legs around shops, pubs and generally fucking with your day. Anyone who sees this douchebag is advised to IMMEDIATELY PUNCH THE CUNT IN THE FACE then get the guy in a headlock and ring the police&#8230; &#160; [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div id="attachment_270" class="wp-caption alignleft" style="width: 346px"><a href="http://ifuckinghatehorses.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/HorseandNutter.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-270" title="Horse and Nutter" src="http://ifuckinghatehorses.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/HorseandNutter.jpg" alt="Horse and Nutter" width="336" height="336" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">A man and his horse walk into a bar...</p></div>
<p>Britain&#8217;s beware! There is <a title="Horse Nutter on the loose" href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-13451965">a random fucking horse nutter on the loose</a>, dragging his <em>shitbag glue factory on legs</em> around shops, pubs and generally fucking with your day.</p>
<h1>Anyone who sees this douchebag is advised to<strong> IMMEDIATELY PUNCH THE CUNT IN THE FACE</strong> then get the guy in a headlock and ring the police&#8230;</h1>
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<h2><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><span style="color: #ff0000;">You have been warned!</span></span></h2>
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		<title>Split a horse into pieces..</title>
		<link>http://ifuckinghatehorses.com/2011/05/10/split-a-horse-into-pieces/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 May 2011 20:51:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Horse Hater X</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[I Fucking Hate Horses]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Horse Pieces]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Horse Split]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jennifer Lopez]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Cell]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[If you can stomach some fucking god awful acting by the no talent bitch that is Jennifer Lopez, you get to see an epic scene where a horse gets its day fucked up and split into pieces.. not bad, not bad&#8230; Sent in by my main man Felix from Germany. Keep them coming people! Keep [...]]]></description>
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<p>If you can stomach some fucking god awful acting by the no talent bitch that is Jennifer Lopez, you get to see an epic scene where a horse gets its day fucked up and split into pieces.. not bad, not bad&#8230; </p>
<p>Sent in by my main man Felix from Germany. Keep them coming people! Keep them the fuck coming!</p>
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		<title>Have you hugged your horse today?</title>
		<link>http://ifuckinghatehorses.com/2011/04/01/have-you-hugged-your-horse-today/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Apr 2011 08:31:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Horse Hater X</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Horse People]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[I Fucking Hate Horses]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Have you hugged your horse today]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Of course I have. I also washed my face with acid and brushed my teeth with shit. I then proceeded to drink a nice cup of gerbil jizz with my breakfast and went to work on my magic carpet&#8230; Hug a fucking horse my arse&#8230;]]></description>
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<p>Of course I have. I also washed my face with acid and brushed my teeth with shit. I then proceeded to drink a nice cup of gerbil jizz with my breakfast and went to work on my magic carpet&#8230;</p>
<p>Hug a fucking horse my arse&#8230;</p>
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		<title>You lazy mother fucker!</title>
		<link>http://ifuckinghatehorses.com/2011/03/11/you-lazy-mother-fucker/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Mar 2011 15:14:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Horse Hater X</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[I Fucking Hate Horses]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Lazy Horses]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Man Carrying Horse]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[This was taken from a theme re-enactment day where my man Abdul here had to carry his lazy fucking &#8216;glue bottle on legs&#8217; across the field because it was too bone idle to walk itself to the glue factory. I hear he also punched it in the face for being so stupid. I joke of [...]]]></description>
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<p>This was taken from a theme re-enactment day where my man Abdul here had to carry his lazy fucking <em>&#8216;glue bottle on legs&#8217;</em> across the field because it was too bone idle to walk itself to the glue factory. I hear he also punched it in the face for being so stupid.</p>
<p>I joke of course, I have no idea where this image came from&#8230; I just found it randomly on my computer!  <img src='http://ifuckinghatehorses.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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<p>Lazy fucking horses indeed&#8230;</p>
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