I Fucking Hate Horses
Sorry for the lack of updates horse hating fans but here’s a quick clip to remind you exactly what this fucking site stands for and that we will be back in full force at some point soon! Thanks for all your emails too, sorry if I haven’t had chance to reply but do keep them [...]
This is what happens when you give horse type animals free reign on the farm… they fuck (well… rape…) like no tomorrow and create weird hybrids that look like some stupid, whiny, spotty, Emo 13 year old that thinks its rebelling against society by covering the cuts with some tights on their arms. Cunts. Anyway…the [...]
There definitely seems to be some connection between hating horses and having a total inability to shoot a gun accurately… Hawke’s Bay police are searching for a “sick” gunman who deliberately shot a pet pony in the face over the weekend. I’m not being fucking funny but if you’re going to shoot at one of [...]
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Fucking horses. They know how to ruin ANYTHING… including 4th July celebrations! A Fourth of July parade in eastern Iowa turned to mayhem on Sunday when a pair of runaway horses lunged into the crowd and trampled 24 people, many of them children. At least one person was killed, and several others were seriously injured. [...]
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Dennis Jackson is a legend of his own making. Not only was he smart enough to stay in school, he also proved that not everything they teach you is utterly, utterly useless in the real world. Take the Super Awesome Macuahuitl sword as a prime fucking example of that! Seriously… take a second to take [...]
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Neither had I until my main man Robert hooked me up with this video… Almost doesn’t look real does it?! …. ….another good reason to increase the speed limit around country lanes though…
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Imagine my delight when I spot the words Man Vs Horse on the BBC News website! ‘Awesome‘ I though, some deranged nutbag has gone on a rampage and shot a load of horses in the Lake District….. But no…. I was greeted by the following, very disappointing image. Eugh… not only were there no pictures [...]
Gert-Jan Van Cakenbergh not only has an awesome name, he also put me onto the details surrounding a great tale about Ros Beiaard, a Belgium tradition of a horse hater of Epic Proportions. This horse hating hero is called Reinout and was so strong, he killed a fuck face horse in one fucking punch. How [...]
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Fucking Horse Cosplay. I mean, seriously… who thought it would be a good idea to dress a horse up like Batman? I mean we’re not talking a spare of the moment decision here. We’re talking about hours of measuring, sewing and fitting this fucker in this outfit. They even made it fucking shoes!! Fucking horse [...]
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