I Fucking Hate Horses
“A day at the races ended in horror yesterday as two horses were electrocuted and died just feet from a packed crowd in one of the most grimly bizarre incidents ever witnessed at a racecourse. At Newbury, Berkshire, the hurdlers Fenix Two and Marching Song were being led unmounted round the parade ring before the [...]
‘SADISTIC vandals are trying to main and even kill horses by poisoning their feed and hurling rocks and pitchforks at them.’ Typical English tabloid headline right there. Force your opinion by using an adjective to describe the protagonist rather than reporting on the actual facts. Your position at the Daily Mail is a stones throw [...]
Thanks to an ‘wants to remain anonymous’ horse hater for the link! You can’t beat a good horse punching video to start the New Year…
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Happy New Year to Horse Haters the world over. Here’s to a great 2011, full of horse accidents,hatred and more awesome finds like the Macuahuitl ! Have a good one!
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If you’re unfortunate enough to live in the UK, you’ll already understand that everything is fucking too expensive, taxed to fuck and you get bent over at every opportunity by someone hiking their prices up. Well not today, me laddo! Today you get a “massive” £5 off your very own horse hating t shirt to [...]
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I’m not the biggest fan of horse racing, for obvious reasons, but it _is_ a great source of content. I mean watch this video and look at the dumb fuck running the wrong way around the track and tell me that you seriously think that these are ‘intelligent’ and ‘graceful’ creatures… Horse Racing Accidents gets [...]
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So it would seem there is a war going on that I wasn’t aware of. A war where whiny little emo fucks make terrible, terrible Powerpoint presentations with awesome typos in them to really awful music whilst they cut themselves and masterbate to pictures of Red Rum. They then put them on Youtube so that [...]
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I know most of you don’t trawl through the comments so heres another quality animated gif of a stupid horse thinking he has skills but really he’s just warming himself up for the glue factory with some form of debilitating self inflicted injury. Hopefully it couldn’t walk again and now some children somewhere are using [...]
Thanks to SpidersPlz we now have our very own Horse Hating Encyclopedia Dramatica page! Love the breakdown of the comments from horse lovers… Just to clear a few things up though, I am not Glue Factory Bob, nor am I Dog Food Dale. I very much welcome them to join the writing team at ifuckinghatehorses.com [...]
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Sorry for the lack of updates horse hating fans but here’s a quick clip to remind you exactly what this fucking site stands for and that we will be back in full force at some point soon! Thanks for all your emails too, sorry if I haven’t had chance to reply but do keep them [...]
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