When I found out HorseHater.blogspot.com was in violation of its Terms and Conditions, even though the site has been live for at least 4 years, I was distraught. Some horse fucking douchebags have obviously been bombarding Google to shut it down, even though the site is quite obviously just opinion in a comedy style. Freedom of Speech indeed…
So I bought the obvious domain http://ifuckinghatehorses.com and anyone who knows me from Oh For Fucks Sake will know that I really, REALLY fucking hate horses.
This blog has started much in the same way Oh For Fucks Sake started; in tribute of our fallen hero, the Horse Hater. Like OhFFS, I welcome any fellow horse haters to join us by sending us a quick email and a brief insight into your horse hatred and you’ll be welcomed aboard in no time.
You must have been fucked in the ass by a horse. Or you want to be fucked in the ass by a horse. Or you want to fuck a horse in the ass. Or your girlfriend left you to get fucked in the ass by a horse. Or your boy friend cheated on you by fucking a horse in the ass or got fucked in the ass by a horse while you watched.
Hatred like that is a guise for closet zoofilia, homosexuality and dick envy. You must be hung like a fish. Go get laid for yourself. Asshole!
God you disgust me “Fuck you. Sad prick!” – the moment horses even entered your mind and your fingers touched the keypad you wanted to talk about fucking horses. Literally fucking horses, in every way you could possibily think of.
Nothing is worse than a HORSE LOVER, trying to convince us that horses are smart (fuck no) and loving (if a horse could think – it would eat your face off). Worst of all, you try and convince everyone else that you don’t want to fuck a horse, when you have horse cock on the brain. I’m sure every time you see one of those horrible beasts you think “whoa nelly!” and get tingles in-between your legs.
Whenever I’m sad I watch the beginning of “Conan the Destroyer” and watch Arnold punch a horse in the face. It works every time.
WHAts wrong with you you might as well post i hate index fingers get a life go to church kiss a girl, well scratch that doubt anyone would kisss you and maybe get a horse or pet one before you go talkin crap about them!!!!
I am a descendant of Red Rum, and although you probably hate me, I found this site rather funny.
I don’t really share a lot of your beliefs but I got glue for Christmas which was cool.
My mate Barry got some carrots but the fucking things exploded and blew his head off. Glad I never got carrots.
Cheers.
Author of the blogsite (ihatefuckinghorses.com), I rarely respond to blogs, humor or otherwise. But I stumbled across your contention that Sarah Parker resembles a horse, I was speechless. For five friggin years i have begged my friends to believe me when I said SJParker was a genetic derivitive of Mr Ed. You not only nailed it, you have offered pic-proof-positive.
I own a large farm and cattle operation. As long as Honda makes ATVs, I will never own a horse—primarily because i am absolutely convinced that my generation (particularly women) watched and believed WAY TOO MUCH “Bonanza”. The average horselover around here buys a 2 acre (mobile)-homesite, and finds a way to put four horses on it. I spend too much time chasing these liabilities off my place.
Thanks for the humor bro, keep it up.
R/Kevin
wasn’t it thomas aquinas who said “bestiality is preferable to homosexuality”? i’m 100% man, but wouldn’t touch a horse with a bargepole. unless it was to poke it. with a stick. honest.
Yurandidiot says:
December 29, 2009 at 2:07 am
WHAts wrong with you you might as well post i hate index fingers get a life go to church kiss a girl, well scratch that doubt anyone would kisss you and maybe get a horse or pet one before you go talkin crap about them!!!!
haha theres alot on this site talking about why the author has a hatred for horses. his index finger never tried to fuck him.
Total waste of a web page. Your an idiot non of this is humorous.
do you really fucking hate horses? I mean, seriously? Does a horse killed all your family or something? or what would be a logic reason to hate an animal in that freaking retarded way?
I honestly think you need professional help, go see a shrink and ask for help beacuse is pretty obvious that you need it.
OMG YOU FUCKING LEGEND FINALLY SOMEONE AGREES WITH ME FUCKING HORSES ARE SOO FUCKING ANNOYING !!
what if you find the perfect person only flaw being they love horses?
What then?
Clydesdale (sp?) horses have huge 3.5′ penises
what the fuck is wrong with you? your a fucking prick! haha, just kidding, this is fucking amazing, i love this site, thank you so much for posting your feelings, its fucking hilarious, your a true champ lol, let the haters hate, there’s nothing they can do except fuck the horses they love so very much, so well done on a fucking hilarious website, lol you made my day
@photomandude
If the person liked horses then that person wouldn’t be perfect/
A fucking horse spat right into my little borther’s face yesterday. Now they are all going to pay for it. Every single horse and horselover – FUCK YOU!!!
Yep, I agree with you. Fuck horses, and fuck who ever comes on here to tell people to stop hating horses. Pick up yo shit and leave to go gawk at someplace else. Oh, and for the record, Fuck Dolphins to… dumb ass fugly gawking sons a bitches…
You pplz and the F word, man! but yeah horses annoy me… btw Horse Riding is not a sport. annoys me when horselovers always talk about it being a sport. Its like football. Its an activity, but Football is actually awesome, horse racing is boring as shit
Fuck Horses
hahaa butthurt motherfuckers
im sure you’ll get plenty of horse rape in hell, after you get raped here by one too
What is this I don’t even
I’m sure you’re well aware, as we all are, but I feel that my own dislike for horses was strengthened by the vicious attack (and eventual death) of Christopher Reeve at the hands of the “Eastern Express”.
How can anyone not hate horses after this? A horse killed “Superman”! (That makes horses worse than “Doomsday” because there was no hibernation for Reeve)…
One can argue that Reeve knew that risk and was a horse-lover therefore got what was expected. I chose to think he was horribly misguided to trust the devil spawn of a horse…
Wow, how pathetic is this site? xD what has horses ever done to be hated so much? lol this is a peice of SHIT site indeed
Horses are better then you. That is all.
LOL YOU ARE SO FUNNY! this page is hilarious! i do not hate horses or animals as such, but this is just a legendary thing to do!
x
Im glad you even went the step to go get a domain for yourself to show your hatred… most ppl commenting here propbably dont do anything about things they hate, therefore are posers! (including me) looll but woohoo good on you
and guys calm down! I dont think a horse would ever get offended by this…
The only good horse is a dead horse. Stupid fucking gluebags.
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN???????
THIS WEBSITE IS SO BEAUTIFUL
IT’S IN MY COMPUTER SCREEN
OHHHHH GODDDDD
It’s quite funny how people bitch about someone hating something they, actually like.
Although i do not hold hatred towards horses, i do understand how it is possible for hating things just because of the way they are or the annoyance they cause, and it is, after all, authors right to express his hate towards the object of hatred, and there’s nothing you people can do about it.
Still, as i don’t hate horses myself, this website approaches with a nice dose of irony, which i favor a lot, so, thumbs up.
p.s. i wonder what would all these ”horse hater” haters say if they ever stumbled upon a gore website.
lol obviously you don’t actually hate horses, you just love free speech. chill out everyone, welcome to the internet.
if you do hate horses though, fine, whatever, just don’t break any laws.
My friend josh also hates horses
I am so glad to have found someone who hates horses as much as I do!
Keep up the good work, sir!
I come to this site to wank, there is nothing more arousing than a horse getting burnt alive.
Thank you.
Shot down this shit and try to get a normal life, you idiot! Somebody please call the police, and help him to get a NORMAL life, if that is possible.
Yes, Maria, because hating horses is TOTALLY, totally against the law. Get bent.
I hate horses so much that I actually typed “I hate horses” in my google searchbox just to see what would come up for my viewing pleasure. I am very glad that I was led here. There is nothing wrong with having feelings of so much disgust for these worthless beasts. I want to cook a horse steak, take one bite of it, spit it out, throw the steak away, then go cook another one and eat that one.
I’m gettin’ to thinkin’ that I should start a sight called “I fucking hate animal toturing sadists”
And NO, I DON’T love horses. I don’t even like them. But as a veteranarian, I love animals. I also hate serial killers, and if you actually do slaughter a horse or a horse lover (really guys? LOL) in the same brutal way you fantiscize(sp?) about, then that could lead to further jail time and a reputation as a murderer.
So apparently the “veterinarian” above spent five years getting their degree and yet doesn’t know how to spell their own job title
Man this website always makes me laugh. i lived on a horse farm for quite some time and hearing someone verbalize my hatred for these disgusting creatures always makes me crack a smile. these animals have no use. they do not benefit anyone at any time ever. and anyone out there who has actually DONE horse work, like replacing stall mats and fixing fenceboards that have been knocked off for the 20th fucking time has a valid opinion, go ahead. love the site, keep on hating
I love you
FUCK YEAH FUCK HORSES I FUCKING HATE THEM AND I WANNA KILL EM ALL FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fantastic who would have thought a website devoted entirely to hatred of horses couldn’t agree more horses really suck big time, and can even be deadly don’t beleive me just google hendra virus.Horrible way to die.
I want to see more horse tailor accidents in the world. May the horse holocaust arise. Horse are the scum of the earth hideous creatures. I had the joy of riding a horse on the beach. Even my dick wanted the horse dead. Fuck you Mister Ed and fuck Wilbur too. May trains of black thunder deliver them to concentration camps for the final solution. May the train cars be clear with thick windows so all the horse lovers may see their departure to horsewitz.
Death to all horses.
i liek hating horses.
You need to put up the scene of Jeff Bridges shooting a horse in the head at the end of True Grit. Makes an awesome film more awesome. Man I hate horses.
Fucking hay-eating,useless shit-house animals.The Germans used horses in WWII,yet not a single one was strung up at Nuremberg.It doesn’t add up.Behead them all.