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Simply put: THE most awesome webpage ever!
They forgot the napalm…
The problem with this photograph is that it is simply a duct taped horse. It would be SO much better if those rolls around the shitstain’s face were BANDAGES, from where it had been fucking BEATEN and twatted to fuck with a pair of macahuitis and one or two baseball bats.
Sorry, I meant MACUAHUITLS. You know… the most amazing horse hating sword ever.
The last thing we need is these horses!
http://b3ta.com/challenge/extremehorses/
hey, someone got twitter and facebook? then say to everyone to kill one god damn mother fuckin horse!
soooo….there would be 6 billions horses dead!
You are the meanest people I have ever heard of, how in your right mind can you hate horses??? every time i look out my window and see my ponies frollicing in the meadow it makes my heart skip a beat and outs a smile on my face. my ponies Tinkerbell, Little love, and sunshine I will always love you, dont pay attention to what these meanies say.
Please one other thing can you people please stop using curse words I am not sure if you are aware of it but the F-word is a derogatory slang term for sexual intercourse and the term c**t is a derogatory slang term for a woman’s vagina, My fiance’ does not allow this kind of language out of my mouth and I would appriciate the same from all of you!
well thats funny!
@yoman horse killer:
“You’re an excuse for a horse hater. Why? Because you think something that isn’t funny is funny. Well, guess what? I HATE FUNNY THINGS!!! Therefore, I like serious things. And so, I take lots of things seriously.
Since you think that whatever you thought is funny, get the hell out of here!”
@the one who made this webpage:
“Is that a real horse in your picture or is it a fake one?
But you know? I do agree with you about shutting horses up. I’m fed up with their high-pitched neighs enough to want their heads cut off. Hell, I wish that horses NEVER EVER neighed just as I wish that gals and children in general would never scream in high-pitched ways, and that cats never meowed in high-pitched voices.”
@ponies4ever,
You’ve clearly misunderstood the purpose of this site, haven’t you? In your ill-considered and poorly thought out post, you state:
‘every time i look out my window and see my ponies frollicing in the meadow it makes my heart skip a beat and outs a smile on my face. ‘
This is not the place to post such views. You see, every time that I look out of my window and see ponies or horses either on my field or in the street, it FILLS ME WITH ANGER AND HATRED. It makes me want to flog the horse with a carpet gripper. The only reason that makes my heart skip a beat about ponies or shitty horses is when I get PALPITATIONS brought on by the sheer fucking rage at these shit machines. Wake the fuck up bitch. This is a fucking horse hating site. Take your ponies, go suck their fucking cocks and don’t ever post such ridiculous fucking horse hating a bullshit here again.
As for your ‘fiance’ not ‘allowing’ words like “fuck”, “cunt” and/or “twat” out of your mouth, tell him to free you from the chains that bind you to the kitchen, go out and burn your fucking bras. I cannot believe you let someone else control how you express yourself. Believe it or not, I have a PhD in English language and Etymology. I know full fucking well what these words mean, and I enjoy using them.
If you don’t like it, fuck off and look at the my little motherfucking pony website.
Fucktard..
Horses are shit (punch them in the face).
@Dead Equine,
First off I am a man not a woman. If you have a PHD in anything you printed it yourself. I actually think your one of those chiminy sweeps on Mary Poppins. My guess your rage against horses comes from some deep dark sexually deviant atraction you have to large mammals, similar to religios figures preaching against Homosexaulity and then getting caught with a male prostitute.I think you need to embrace your true feelings towards horses and stop hiding behind this website.If you do decide to act out your bizzar sexual fantasy with a horse make sure your in a country that it is legal to do so. HAVE FUN WEIRDO.
ponies4ever – you are male? WTF? Why the fuck do you whine like a little fucking girl then? I see you clearly struggle with your homophones, but I won’t judge you for it. I will however judge you for reverting to the age old ‘oh, you must have a secret sexual attraction to horses because you hate them’ argument which is about as fucking lame as a horse on its way to the glue factory.
Let me explain myself a little more clearly to you, since you obviously failed to understand me first time around. I hate horses not because I’m trying to repress a sexual desire towards them, but simply because they are fucking stupid, pointless, obsolete cunts and serve no purpose whatsoever, apart from to make cheese dicks like you smile at their idiotic monkeyshines.
It always interests me how all you fucking horse lovers have to project your latent besial desires onto others. You’re the one who suggested the idea of a ‘bizzar sexual fantasy with a horse’, not me. Therefore, this slur says a lot more about you than it does about me. And do us all a favour horse lovers, drop the pathetic ‘you just want sex with a horse’ argument and think of a new one. This is getting old and boring.
With regards to your ‘chimney sweep’ comment, I’ll overlook your racism and apparent hate against the colour of my skin. Yes, I happen to be black and proud, but surely you can come up with a more intelligent insult than quite simply calling me a chimney sweep? Next, you’ll be using the ‘N’ word which could REALLY upset someone! Us black folks can get Phds too, ya know, massuh!
On this note, I will simply re-iterate the gist of my previous post:
Stop being a stupid, whiny cunt. Fuck off back to your fucking horses. I can’t wait until I’m using them to bind my next publication.
And oh yeah,
I AM having fun, cuntsmear!
@Dead Equine
your a moron the chimeny sweep on Mary Poppins was white his name is Dick Van Dyke, I could care less if you are white, black brown, or a little green alien from Mars. all i know is your a Fucking asshole that needs some anger management classes or has a desparate need to be buttfucked by MR.ED.
I just heard a news report on the way home that a man was arrested in Shelton, Conneticut for having sex with a horse, Dead Equine do you need bail money? maybe an icepack for your sore asshole?
No, but maybe your fiancé does.
You still here?
lame retort for a PHD in english, guess what your degree is a waste of money ,I started speaking english when I was 1 year old.
Yeah. You clearly haven’t progressed much since then, have you, you horsefucker?
@ponies4ever
I noticed that you started using some of those curse words you are so vehemently opposed to. Does your fiance know about this? I’m afraid he or she might take away your bedroom privileges, were he or she to find out about your disobedience. I hope you cleared your browser history.
That aside, you are an utterly revolting human being. Never post another word here again or i will tell your fiance how bad of a boy you have been.
Who ever actually wants to do this to an animal….must not have been hugged as a child.
It’s so hard to feel equal on this site, people like this make me beleive that the evolutionary clock ticks backwards.
@Why? Do I need a name?:
“If you’re so disgusted with this hub, then fuck out of here like the no-life dickhead you are. it’s people like you who can;t keep their damn noses out of other people’s business.
I bet you’re one of those high and mighty dumb asses who think they’re better than everyone who’s beneath them. Well, just so you know that you have your head in your ass for thinking that way.
I don’t think that anybody here wants to deal with your cocksucking comments. So get the hell out of here and eat a dick.”
@ponies4ever:
“Since you have a big problem with horse haters like the other homo who I typed to in this hub, I insist that you and a bunch of horses fuck each other to death like the worthless asswipes you and them are.”
@horse disgust:
“I couldn’t agree more with what you typed to that fuckin’ ponies4ever. You showed him a thing or to. If his fiancee is so against him using cuss words, then he shouldn’t use them at all. Besides, he doesn’t belong here or else his sorry ass will most likely be chewed out by me and/or my fellow horse haters.”
@Dead Equine:
“I agree with more than one of the things that you typed here because I’m a horse hater like you. However, there are certain things that you typed and I disagree with. These are them:
1. As for your ‘fiance’ not ‘allowing’ words like ‘fuck’, ‘cunt’ and/or ‘twat’ out of your mouth, tell him to free you from the chains that bind you to the kitchen, go out and burn your fucking bras. I cannot believe you let someone else control how you express yourself. Believe it or not, I have a PhD in English language and Etymology. I know full fucking well what these words mean, and I enjoy using them.
‘Me typing: I can sense your intelligence. Like you, I’m also intelligent and have a thing for language. But not when it comes to cursing. Even though I hate it, I sometimes it use on the Internet to get back at those who tick me off. Besides, I have a temper.
As for your complaining of our enemy’s fiance controlling the way that he expresses himself, are on you on his side or not? If you really hate him, then you shouldn’t stand up for him because he doesn’t deserve it.
A true horse hater would NEVER put up with the comment’s from ponies4ever. Instead, he or she would gtet revenge on him as much as possible.
And telling ponies4ever’s fiancee to free him from the chains that bind him to a kitchen, go out, and burn his bras is a no-no in dealing with him.’
2. With regards to your ‘chimney sweep’ comment, I’ll overlook your racism and apparent hate against the colour of my skin.
‘Me typing: Are you just going to let him get away with that comment? Racism’s to never be tolerated and overlooked. It’s gotten rid of forever. If I were you, I’d type furious messages at ponies4ever. Besides, no one deserves to be judged by race.’
3. It always interests me how all you fucking horse lovers have to project your latent besial desires onto others.
‘Me typing: How can you say that? Since you hate horse lovers, you shouldn’t let them type that sickening junk on here. I mean, it’s wrong to support their sick-minded garbage.’
But know this: I don’t hate you even though I don’t know you well enough to be friends with you. Why, I agree most of the stuff that you typed to that whiny ponies4ever. He just can’t handle those who have a right to express their hatred for horses.
The thing that you typed and I like the most is this:
“Horses are shit (punch them in the face).”
I think you deserves a number of thumbs up for that comment. Those dang animals deserve to be beaten up for the neighs they make.
Second to what I like best about your comments is this:
“If you don’t like it, fuck off and look at the my little motherfucking pony website.”
It’s so pathetic having to deal with a horse-loving crybaby. Wouldn’t you agree?
As for the third, this is it:
“Stop being a stupid, whiny cunt. Fuck off back to your fucking horses. I can’t wait until I’m using them to bind my next publication.”
You sure showed him. Does he have a desire to have sex with horses? If so, what a sicko.
But since you hate horses, why not seek to annihilate them? I know it sounds cruel and/or brutal. But I think that it could save us and our fellow horse haters from having to hear their ear-splitting neighs. Don’t you think?
Heck, I’m so tired of horse neighs that they make me wish that they (the horses) didn’t exist.
I do not believe I am “high and mighty” as you so cleverly put it, but believe that this is disgusting.
I am still here to piss off morons such as yourself, it really makes my day.
If burning alive animals is illegal, so is ducktaping them.
@ fellow hater of horses:
All your comments have, of course, been duly noted. I see many flaws in my rant(s) and understand your angles completely. I also apologise if I offended YOU – this was not my intention, and I am sorry if you got caught in the crossfire of a few ‘C’ bombs.
I appreciate your response, and will endeavour to improve my horse lover bashing skills even further.
Horses are shit…
@Why? Do I need a name?:
“So you think it’s fun to piss yet you don’t think you’re high and mighty. Well, let me tell you something: You and your gay-ass horse lovers are the morons here. Not horse haters.
And if you think that it’s fun to piss off horse haters, then I think it’s fun to piss people off like you.
Do me a favor by getting your sorry little ass out of here and ask your parents to fuck you in the ass 24/7. This website isn’t for asswipes like you. It’s for horse haters.”
@Dead Equine:
“I really forgive for offending me. In other words, I accept your apologies. To prove it, I thank you for your appreciation. Anyone who hates horses is cool in my book. And you’re en example of that person.
I wish you luck in endeavouring to improve my horse lover bashing skills even further. And you can start by giving me a hand in against Why? Do I need a name? He or she is just spoiled brat who gets wet dreams out spewing deluded bullshit against us and our fellow horse haters.
Before I go, I compliment you for typing this post:
‘Yeah. You clearly haven’t progressed much since then, have you, you horsefucker?’
P.S. Keep up the good work in expressing your hatred for horses and retaliating at those who can’t stand us horse haters. Besides, I willingly stand up for other haters of horses.”
@horse disgust:
“I couldn’t agree with you more. You impress me as much as Dead Quine does. That ponies4ever should watch and be careful what he typed.”
*facepalms repeatedly*
Ok perverted little shit.
I dont love nor like horses. If anything, I think they are annoying.
Your hypocrisy is amusing. You yell at me saything that these people have the right to free speach, yet in doing so you are smothering my right to free speach. Fantastic show moron.
People such as dead equine or horse disgust are very respectable people because they actually have a brain. Unlike you, they dont pull nonsensical insults out of their asses.
And furthermore, your last paragraph was not only….disturbing, yeah that’s the right word, but made no sense at all. You simply cant say anything better than that can you?
Again, it’s people like you that might make me look high and mighty. I don’t really feel that way, and like I said before, actual humans on this website are fine, and definetly dont make me feel high and mighty.
And if you want to piss me off, go right on ahead, and bring your ass kissing army with you.
@Why? Do I need a name?
you’re the one who’s a hypocrite and a moron, you little cunt. you call dead equine and horse disgust respectable yet you get pissed off by horse haters? if i hadn’t known any better, i’d say that you secretly kiss their asses.
fyi, i also have a brain. i just don’t use it the way you do. and you think you can come up with better insults? screw you.
you aren’t even careful about what you typed in your last paragraph. i dare you to go out in the world and tell other people stuff like what you told me and see if they don’t beat the shit out of you. don’t be surprised if they do.
and let me tell you something: if you ain’t careful about what you say, write, and type to others, believe me that they will clobber the sorry little shit out of your ass. hell, they might even hunt you down if you don’t shut the hell up.
think about what i’m telling you before you go spew forth a lot of shit.
@Why? Do I need a name?
i can’t believe what retarded shit you just typed. as far as i’m concerned, you’re the one who’s a hypocrite and a moron, you little cunt.
you bitch about horse haters that dead equine and horse disgust are respectable. if i hadn’t known any better, i’d say you’re secretly kissing their asses.
and you dare type shit to fellow hater of horses. that’s really low. newsflash: he has a brain in that he actually complimented dead equine them and explained important stuff to him.
since you think it’s fun to piss people off, i dare you to go out into the world and say lots of crap to really mean and nasty people, and see if they don’t retaliate at you. don’t be surprised if they do
i also dare you tell those same people the same things that you told fellow hater in your last paragraph. doing that is like daring others to beat the crap out of you and kill you. if you’re not prepared to take what you can’t dish out, then shut the hell up and mind your business.
p.s. think about what i’m telling you.