Zedonk is Donkey Plus Zebra

Donkeys fucking Zebras.... whatever next!

This is what happens when you give horse type animals free reign on the farm… they fuck (well… rape…) like no tomorrow and create weird hybrids that look like some stupid, whiny, spotty, Emo 13 year old that thinks its rebelling against society by covering the cuts with some tights on their arms. Cunts.

Anyway…the trouble with this is the fucking horse people will be thinking now. Well, their spoilt fucking teenage daughters will be….

“Daddy… I want a horse with stripy socks, Daddy.”

“No Daddy, a pair of horses socks isn’t good enough, Daddy… I want stripy fur socks like the Zedonk, Daddy”

“Daddy, make the zebra mount Jezabel, Daddy…Please Daddy… I WANT IT I WANT IT I WANT IT!”

Etc etc.

It makes me sick.

The only animal that should be mating with horses, donkeys or zebras are lemmings so they can gallop the fuck off the nearest cliff, into a brick wall or into a giant bear trap and thus doing us all a favour by committing suicide as soon as fucking possible.

Zedonk indeed….

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11 Comments on New Enemy on the Block : The Zedonk

  1. gah! says:

    Nice socks dickhead!!!

  2. That’s sad to see what internet does to children.
    Hope you grow up one day.
    You might as well join the Koran burning event with the fked up pastor.

  3. gah! says:

    ^ Nice post dickhead!

  4. horse disgust says:

    is it strange that i absolutely despise every horse on the planet, but I love donkeys? I mean they are related, sure, but they are a totally different species. It’s like being best friends with someone while you absolutely cannot stand their brother or uncle or something. I mean I think we all have a relative or two that we don’t like, though that doesn’t mean we hate ourselves. Anyway, just puttng that out there. I definitely don’t like zebras though, so in turn i hate this zedonk abomination.

  5. Dead Equine says:

    gah!

    I second you. Stupid horse fuckers.

  6. horse disgust says:

    and just to be clear, however, it is perfectly acceptable in my eyes for any horse hater on this site to hate donkeys, burros, and the like. i personally like these particular animals. I am just ecstatic to see a site dedicated to the hatred of these horrible animals. that is all.

  7. Why? Do I need a name? says:

    It is practically a newborn animal and you already dispise it?
    And donkeys are not horses. They are in the same clasification, Eqeus, but not horses. A bit like how snakes arent lizards.
    What animals do you people not despise? If you hate them all, you might as well hate me. I have three dogs and a cat.

  8. Why? Do I need a name? says:

    Oops, and also: Lemmings dont jump off cliffs. Please everyone, come out from under your rocks. The outside world is actually where smart and sane people go.

  9. Blah says:

    @Why? Do I need a name?
    I totally agree. I have lots of pets, i may not like horses, but it does not mean i hate every animal there is. Quite frankly, its pathetic.

  10. Dead Equine says:

    I have x amount of pets. I’m a better person than you…

    Fucking cuntrags.

  11. Why? Do I need a name? says:

    I never said having pets made one a better person than one without pets.

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