There definitely seems to be some connection between hating horses and having a total inability to shoot a gun accurately…
I’m not being fucking funny but if you’re going to shoot at one of the largest headed, unmissably ugly and douchiest creatures on the planet, at least have a bit of a practises first. This is twice now someone has completely missed the fucking target…
Azra, 28, was shot just below her left eye while she was grazing in an orchard paddock in Clive, 10km south of Napier, between midday and 4pm on Saturday, The Hawke’s Bay Today reported.
Seriously, if you’re going to risk a potential prison sentence (and a free t shirt of HorseHaterX) over your hatred of horses, have the decency to put the fucker out of its misery with a nice, clean headshot.
Here… I made you something…
Shooting Practise for Horse Haters
Next time, until you can consistently hit the bullseye from a safe distance, keep fucking practising. You’re ruining the good horse hating name and making us all look like little bitches…
Azra, 28, was shot just below her left eye while she was grazing in an orchard paddock in Clive, 10km south of Napier, between midday and 4pm on Saturday, The Hawke’s Bay Today reported.
Seriously, it gets fucking worse. Not only was it practically a static object, it was a pensioner horse to boot. Not cool dude… not cool….
Owner Trevor Hall said his daughter Samantha, 12, was very upset and almost fainted when she first saw Azra.
“Azra is the apple of my daughter’s eye. She’s an old pony, but she’s loved and adored, and has become literally like one of our kids. I can’t imagine how Samantha must be feeling or how she’s coping,” he said.
Eugh… then we’re reminded of the fucking horse people and their constant comparisons of horses and people. But its not people is it, its just glue in its raw state. Like the cocoa bean before its a bar of awesome chocolate. Bitter, twisted, ugly and the colour of shit.
“It certainly doesn’t look to be an accident. It’s very close range and appears deliberate.”
No fucking shit, Sherlock!
But really? Close range? This guy is the fucking pits. No t shirt for you in prison sir, you can make enough licence plates to buy your fucking own…
Cheers to Matt for hooking me up with the original article.
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I just don’t get it.
“It’s a simple answer really. No other animal I am aware of loves itself quite as much as a horse, other than Sarah Jessica Parker and she is pretty much a honorary horse anyway. No other animal has such a vacant and arrogant face looking back at you, waiting for its moment to pounce and rape your face. No other animal has such a band of utter, utter cunts that surround their very existence and visit sites on the internet dedicated to their hatred to post comments on how the author should insert insult here.
I mean, come on! You know why their isn’t a ‘I fucking hate dogs/cats/pigeons/ferrets/giraffes/boll weevils ‘ website? Its because there is no other animal that you can call a cunt and get the general nod of acceptance like you can with a horse.”
I find this a completely bull answer. Not here to hate on you like you hate on horses- but in two paragraphs, you’ve yet to give a good answer as to why you hate horses.
-A horse is a prey animal. They don’t want to pounce and/or rape your face, first off.
-Sarah Jessica Parker is irrelevant, no matter how she looks.
-You must hate history and technology if you can possibly hate a horse. They got us here.
-I’d love to hear what on earth makes you think a horse “loves itself” let alone more than any other animal? like a cat? That’s certainly a more arrogant animal.
-I think I’m willing to do a poll to see how many people would really call a horse a “cunt” and give you a nod of acceptance.
-as for the people on here that regularly insult you, I think they could certainly go as far as to create some constructive criticism…and use proper English for that matter.
I do realize that I’m commenting in a different post. Thought I’d go with most recent.
Horses are complete shitheads. I roomed with a horse through college, and he regularly ate my food, shit on the floor, and talked loudly on his cell all night. He only hung out with his spoiled rich dick sucking girl friends.
I’m thinking, and actually hoping, that the man didn’t kill it just so it would suffer like they made him.