Dennis Jackson is a legend of his own making. Not only was he smart enough to stay in school, he also proved that not everything they teach you is utterly, utterly useless in the real world. Take the Super Awesome Macuahuitl sword as a prime fucking example of that!
'Sheila, look at the teeth on THAT...!'
Seriously… take a second to take in how fucking awesome this sword is and the magnitude of pure horse hatred it possesses.
To quote Dennis himself:
Macuahuitl: “hungry wood”, essentially a wooden sword with sharp obsidian blades embedded into its sides. This was the standard armament of the elite cadres. Also known in Spanish by the Taino word “macana“. A blow from such a weapon was reputedly capable of decapitating a horse.
Holy fucking cock brigades! This sword is epic! To continue with this beautiful history lesson:
‘The macuahuitl was sharp enough to decapitate a man. According to an account by Bernal Diaz Del Castello, one of Hernan cortes’s conquistadors, it could even decapitate a horse: Pedro de Moron was a very good horseman, and as he charged with three other horsemen into the ranks of the enemy the Indians seized hold of his lance and he was not able to drag it away, and others gave him cuts with their broadswords, and wounded him badly, and then they slashed at the mare, and cut her head off at the neck so that it hung by the skin, and she fell dead.”
What a sword… what a mother fucking sword! I am currently unaware of any object of malice that possesses such a pure hatred for horses as this ancient Aztec sword does. That makes it THE MOST AMAZING HORSE HATING SWORD EVER CREATED!
Seriously…. if you happen to see one on eBay, you know where to shout…. 
- Whats this? (1.000)
- Lets Ban Hunting! (1.000)
- Two Horses Enter, One Horse Leaves... Awesome! (1.000)
- Ryan Bingham (probably) hates horses... (1.000)
- I found another Horse Hating statue! (1.000)
Tags: Horse Hating Swords, Macuahuitl The Horse Hating Sword, THE MOST AMAZING HORSE HATING SWORD EVER CREATED!
Dude, I never lolled so hard.
You are one epic motherfucker.
Do. Want. The thing looks amazing, and the fact that it can decapitate a motherfucking horse makes it all the more awesome.
I LOVE IT.
WANT.
Though – The image of “Hunting there will be more of these” with a dead horse is a tad over the top?
I’m positive it’s fake but still a little off.
I like this site.
Mr. Horse-Hater , speaking of this weapon and the story of the event with it. A TV show called deadliest warriors shows one (maca) hacking though a ballistic gel head/neck of a horse. Thought you’d enjoy seeing that,season 2 episode 4 of deadliest warrior. Btw pretty funny site , for the record I do not hate horses, I am apathetic towards them.
uhm… dude xD??
the most arrogant animal eva is the cat …seriously.. they think u are their servant.. or something..
horses are noble creatures..
its ok to dislike the animal but xD.. i mean.. a website??… duude xD!! that is NOT normal
My English might be mad.. But god damn I love this site. Finaly somebody with the same mind as me lol. Keep it up!
This sword makes my want to rub my nipples whilst thinking about beating horses.
Sorry, I hate doing typos. I meant it makes ME want to rub my nipples whilst thinking about beating horses. Horses are cunts.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXS3RLCb6Jk ur gonna love this vid man
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roPuKLKgHNI
Watch this man. I was like WTF?
i hope you get cancer and die a slow painful death.
A bit fucking harsh, don’t you think!? Got to love horse people and their fucked up vision of natural justice…
I agree with the person who was talking about cats…i would happilly make a website called ifuckinghatecats.com
but this website is cool 2