Imagine my delight when I spot the words Man Vs Horse on the BBC News website! ‘Awesome‘ I though, some deranged nutbag has gone on a rampage and shot a load of horses in the Lake District…..
But no…. I was greeted by the following, very disappointing image.
Lamest Man Vs Horse Event Ever...
Eugh… not only were there no pictures of brass knuckles meeting gluebag faces, it was an article about people racing in a marathon against stupid fucking horses to see who’s the fucking fastest… what a crock of bollocks!
Note to BBC/Organisers of said Marathon: if you’re going to advertise something as Man Vs Horse, at least have the decency to ensure it actually contains an event where douchebag horses are being pitted against Man, preferably involving nun-chucks. Advertising retarded events where people with nothing better to do with their time than run in the hills at the same time as the lamest animals in the kingdom does not constitute the need for the word Vs. Thanks in advance, Horse Hater X
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Tags: Llanwrtyd Wells, Man Vs Horse, Man Vs Horse Marathon, Marathon
I agree. I would rather see those fuckhead horses get their skulls bashed in.
It amuses me how, althohugh horses have four legs, each longer than ours, and way more stamina,
As you can see by the man in the green, clearly beating that horse,
WE STILL FUCKING WIN.
The most ridiculous thing isn’t the horse, it’s the idiots trying to race them. This now beats “curling” a lamest sort ever.