BatHorse - A Horse in a Batman outfit

Bat Horse? Are you fucking joking...?

Fucking Horse Cosplay. I mean, seriously… who thought it would be a good idea to dress a horse up like Batman? I mean we’re not talking a spare of the moment decision here. We’re talking about hours of measuring, sewing and fitting this fucker in this outfit. They even made it fucking shoes!!

Fucking horse people. They couldn’t leave cosplay to whiny 14 year old emo kids and fat perverts with a lolita complex… they had to put their own douchy spin on it, didn’t they. At least they picked the suitably lame 70s Batman and didn’t go all out to try and pull off a modern version. Christian Bale would’ve been heading down to punch it in its stupid fucking long face for ruining his gig if they had…

You couldn’t make this shit up, could you?! Fucking horse cosplay… *shakes head*…

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22 Comments on Dunna nuna nuna nuna….BATHORSE!

  1. Maddison says:

    You’re fucking hilarious. I never liked horses, but here’s a guy with a real hate.

    I love this website.

  2. Angelque says:

    I fell off a horse and got three huge mother fucking stones stuck to the side of my face. He was chasing what he thought was some sweet horsey tail. No regard for the rider. And then the bastard ate a hole in my shirt. I rest my case.

  3. Yay says:

    This website is a true masterpiece. Horse haters unite!

  4. obeykid says:

    boll weevils are awesome!I kept one as a pet…because horses are so fucking damn expensive.

  5. Enrico ambrosio says:

    why the fuck that idiot dressed all the horse like bat man ? Surely he wants the horse fuck his son as well..
    it’s the first time i’m in your website . I like it a lot .. I never tough more people can hate horses like me.. I’m serious . i never liked those bastards animals.

  6. Mystery Z says:

    YOU LEGEND!!! You my friend are a legend there’s hating horses and there’s hating FUCKING HORSES! And the way you make it in writing and show it it pictures makes you amazing,
    WELL DONE and keep it up

  7. Hey Lady! says:

    Not only has this douche dressed up his horse in a Batman costume, but he has Robin RIDING Batman! WTH?? Yeah, yeah, the 70s batman WAS the gayest, but come on man. That’s just too far.

  8. pipedragn says:

    …..the batman symbol is upside down

  9. yoman horse killer says:

    lol! its true. now that im a fan of this website ill put it in my favorites.yeah. i know.horses sucks too.they dont just fuck; they suck too.

  10. yoman horse killer says:

    hey, i found that mother nature wants to kill,exterminate, and extinct horses!go to this link!http://www.pantagraph.com/news.....002e0.html

  11. yoman horse killer says:

    i found out too that pharmacians hate horses too! :) its great!(of course) look if ya want to… http://scienceblogs.com/grrlsc.....istake.php

  12. yoman horse killer says:

    kamikaz people are very very very kind and may have honor if they do this: http://www.google.ca/imgres?im.....#038;ty=82

  13. yoman horse killer says:

    mother nature acts again! :) http://nazret.com/blog/index.p.....s_ethiopia

  14. yoman horse killer says:

    why!!!!! :( good well-raised kind animals are killed!!!! http://www.menoutdoors.com/for.....hp?t=10449

  15. yoman horse killer says:

    i found a fuckin forum that talks about miniature HORSES (oh my god…).those small fucking horses may be adopted and the dream of getting extinct horses is getting impossible and horrible.. if we want the fuckin horses extinct we have to act fast or wait to see if mother nature (she kills horses a lot) will put a disease..

  16. yoman horse killer says:

    another kamikaz person (who is very talented) tried killed a stupid horse. http://www.oddjack.com/2007/pl.....-02-24.php

  17. yoman horse killer says:

    well, horses are so stupid that a fire in a stable doesnt make em react. what dumbies! a least more horses were killed :) :) :) !

  18. yoman horse killer says:

    sorry horse hater x if im invading the site. but its so fuckin great. love it (not horses! :( )yo man. lets pray mother fucking nature so she can kill up sum fuckin stupid horses! i hate horses too. just look at em!

  19. To Angelque says:

    “I fell off a horse and got three huge mother fucking stones stuck to the side of my face. He was chasing what he thought was some sweet horsey tail. No regard for the rider. And then the bastard ate a hole in my shirt. I rest my case.”

    Well, this shows that you are a fucking pussy. And your name. You’re probably a fucking city cunt who dresses in trendy clothing and cares about your hair deeply. I hope you get cancer so you can watch all that ugly hair fall out. Bitch. You can’t even stay on a horse when he’s running? Let go of the fucking saddle horn you cry baby pussy, distribute your weight evenly in the stirrups, and don’t lean forward. And keep your heels fucking down. Fat, lazy bitch. And if you hate horses so much, why were you riding one? Or are you just menstruating or going through menopause you stupid bitch with sand in your shriveled, dry vagina. Your uteris lining is probably coming out is why you’re so angry.

  20. Horses do react in stable fires, asshole. This just goes to show that you didn’t do your homework. They are trapped in stalls, you fucking idiot. They can’t get out without someone unlatching the stall, and it was too late for anyone to enter the barn by the time they noticed it.

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