Well howdy there! I’ve gone from a small band of horse hating followers and a handful of random horse lovers to a 25,000 hit in one day Super Site! A big thanks to Karen Alloy for the mention and direct link as well as to the currently unknown link/s from Facebook? Post it in my comments and I will come and say a personal thanks.
But wow! So many new comments and accusations and so little time to respond to them all! I’ve picked a handful of my favourites to ‘debunk’ in this post as its made my day to see how many passionate horse fuckers there are out there!
Why do you hate horses? Because they make you afraid? oooooh you poor boy. I have nothing against, that you hate horses seriously, but do you really think the cruel pictures are funny?
Let me start with the first question as it seems to form a lot of peoples angst in their comments…
It’s a simple answer really. No other animal I am aware of loves itself quite as much as a horse, other than Sarah Jessica Parker and she is pretty much a honorary horse anyway. No other animal has such a vacant and arrogant face looking back at you, waiting for its moment to pounce and rape your face. No other animal has such a band of utter, utter cunts that surround their very existence and visit sites on the internet dedicated to their hatred to post comments on how the author should insert insult here.
I mean, come on! You know why their isn’t a ‘I fucking hate dogs/cats/pigeons/ferrets/giraffes/boll weevils ‘ website? Its because there is no other animal that you can call a cunt and get the general nod of acceptance like you can with a horse. Pretty much everyone except a select band of people that visit this site hate horses. It’s just one of those facts of life, like all black people are all good at sports or all Asian people are good at maths. I’m apparently good at hating horses and that’s my contribution to society… we can’t all be rocket scientists!
OMG YOU ARE SUCH A DICKHEAD! YOU SHOULD FUCKING GO OUTSIDE FREEZE YOURSELF TO DEATH! Now THAT would be really enjoyable! Go fuck yourself fag.
I love the double standards some people yield. It’s not ok for me to hate horses, but it’s fine for you to be a homophobic cunt. Nice one, you fucking ball bag!
You are a fucking retarded person horses are amazing, my SHOW HORSE is wonderful, so suck that
Lol… Show Horse you say? Wow…. I AM impressed! But no thanks, I don’t want to suck anything belonging to a glue bag horse but thanks for the offer!
you how hate horses are fucking stupid and why do you hate them so much? what have they done to you? sleept with your mom or what ? And you hate horse people cuz you hate your self get a life you bloging about this gosh! And do you like dog then you are fucking stupid it the same shit! you just bloging of something how low are you ? well fuck you man have a bad day hope you die xD
Ooof. That’s cold! Dying is about as bad of a day as you can get really..
But anyway, thanks for the bedroom psycho-babble. Perhaps you could get your own blog and dissect peoples problems? I mean you’re spot on with your analrapist view that I hate horses because I hate myself… oh no… wait…. no… you’re totally wrong, fuckface.
As awesome as this page is, when did Zebra's suck?!? They're the awesomeness animals Eva. Have you seen Madagascar? I think not.
To be fair, I don’t really have a problem with Zebras. Horses however…
why don't you go out and froze to death fucking moron
Nice English there… nice fucking English!
Well you fucking suck! If you hate horses come over here and ill kick your ass! Horses are amazing! SUCK MY DICK IF YOU CAN FIND IT!
Another LOL moment. Suck your dick if I can find it??? Seriously… how the fuck some people manage to breathe amazes me at times…
your a freak.... go fuck yourself horses are beautiful creatures and you are a stupid cunt you obviously have no life if you waste your time on this stupid website once again, GO FUCK YOUR SELF FREAK! i hope you know you are hated by millions of people i would run you over with my horse if i ever saw you
Yet you have a super awesome life and just happen to be here spreading your awesomeness..?
And run me over on a horse? How is that ever going to work?!
Damn, I thought I hated horses. But I'm not paying for a .com domain name to tell everyone. This is truly hate with a passion.
If you can’t spend a few dollars a year spreading your hatred of something, you obviously don’t hate it enough! 
Total waste of a web page. Your an idiot non of this is humorous.
What the fuck else would you like me to put on the URL ifuckinghatehorses.com?! And for the record:
You‘re an idiot. None of this is humorous.
…and finally, my personal favourite…
Ok, no matter how cruel this all is, and how much I love animals, I laughed my fucking ass off. Thanks for turning my day around from a shitty fuck hole to good, worth while day. Your an amazing dick face. I love you. No hate
Sums up the whole point of this site. Thanks for all the support and kind words, but a big thanks to Screaming Mime, you made my day!
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Tags: Horse Lovers, Thanks, User Comments
THIS! SITE! IZ! AZAM!
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You should do a parody of ” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bP_0dDjoW_o “
the facebook link was from Ray William Johnson his facebook is here: http://www.facebook.com/raywilliamjohnson
if there was another one i have no idea who it is.
great site i fucking hate horses!
Awsome site bro!
Keep them four-legged shiting machines down where they belong!
best shit evaaar!!! i almost peed myself in a good way…hate is my love to.. what else is better that pure despise with a passion props to the website made my day.. ray william johnson made your site popular ..but i also forwarded it today on facebook.. i think i wasnt the only one
btw … awesomeness in the making
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v.....re=related
Haha, okay, you are awesome. An asshole, but still awesome. I don’t see why other people even care if you hate horses or anything. They all hate shit too, but they don’t see us going and telling them off for it.
I myself don’t actually despise horses. But I’m sure as hell not going to get close to one any time soon, nor are they anywhere near my favorite animal (maned wolves FTW.
But anyways, keep hating, man. If these people start going bat shit insane on you, I’d ask them what they hate and start pestering them for it (but maybe that’s just me, cause I’m an asshole too)
this is a great cause! expressing the hatred of horses!
barbaro deserved it 4 tryin 2 win the triple crown i mean
come on share a fuckin victory!
You also have a link from the Swedish FB group Hästar finns inte (Horses don’t exist), currently with 18k+ members..
http://www.facebook.com/#!/gro.....4675989199
Ah, it seems that Ray bet me to it by a few hours! Friend linked the site to me and i thought it deserved some love. Hope ya don’t mind.
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Lulz! He soo maaad! Thank you RayWJ!
Awesome comment analysis! I totally agree/hatehorse with you.
!! ALSO HATE FUCKING UNICORNS – TOTALLY DISGUSTING CREATURES !
Cheerz from Czech
omg…
the internet need more people like you!
you are my newest hero!
Well, i don’t really give a shit about horses, but you are fucking funny as.
Keep up the good work!
I must agree with you, Horse Hater. I hate horses as well. I will be looking forward for more of your comment responding. Keep up the good work.
DUDE i found this randomly…10 freaking points i laughed my ass off.
went to bed with a smile.
First time for ages (: THANKS!
You are my hero! Not only the fact that we share the same Intentions or no intentions for this cruel,creepy,satanistic animals also the way you can write so romantic about hating creatures.Riding on a horse is like having sex with the devil.you can find it in Pokemon too.For all the horse lovers around here.have you ever noticed that the pokemon Ponita is a burning horse? THATS A SIGN FOR THE APOCALYPSE.BURNING HORSE THAT WALK AROUND AND SPIT FIRE OUT.DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH
Love the humor. Hate the horses. It’s amazing how not one of these horse lovers seems knowledgeable about anything. Bad grammar. Bad spelling. Bad logic. My hypothesis? It takes an idiot to love a horse. They just don’t know any better…
I get it. While I don’t hate horses (though I dont care for them or any other farm animal) I do hate the pretentious douche bags that love horses. And the crazy “new age” people who love dolphins too.
Thanks for bringing this to light. I look forward to reading more of your page.
hahahah, awesome. I would love a site like this one just for the angry mails! Damn, there is a lot of morons in this world
Funny shit.
I don’t personally hate horses, but I found your POV on this matter very amusing.
Keep up the good work.
Still LmFaO!! I like horses but not enough to try and get all sentimental. I think your funny & your page is awesome! *added to favs* –Just had to let you know ?
Wow, This site is godly any haters keep sendin more hate so i can look at the funny posts this person reply’s to you, because everytime i come on here i see more people commenting on how this site is sick, and the people at ifuckinghatehorses.com pwns you everytime.
This site sums up what I think about horses, hate them as well
But here’s a interesting question I put to you. What are these things useful for??? I can’t answer it so can you?
KICK ASS… your horse to Sarah Jessica Parker relation was beautiful.. LOVE THIS SITE.
Hey, man
damn you made my day lol
This site is Awesome, kinda shitty but still awesome
this last week has been really rough for me and youre in the few people that made me laugh
really thx mate
Love how the people get upset at you xD
Man, I don’t really hate horses but I find yout website hilarious! Keep it up!! (and Ray William JKohnson sent me here, just for the record)
I fucking love you man. Yea, I love animals and all, but THAT, sir, was pure awesomeness. You’ve made this world a better place. I thank you for that. I’d totally do you in the butt if given the chance. I’m just saying.
You’re the best kind of asshole there is. Hurhur
Interesting site. It’s hard to tell where the trolling starts or ends, if it even does. My only problem is whether or not people will recognise the wittiness that’s gone into making it, or if they’ll take this as justification to go and vent anger/frustration/whatever on an animal somewhere.
Horses are not intelligent. They are instinct-driven, paranoid and inherently vulnerable to the whims of those who are smarter. The fact that the content of your website in some way might go into justifying some moron’s torture of an animal is somewhat disturbing.
wow fuck horse people >.<