The only reason to get this close to a horse would be to whisper its final words in its ear before you shovel the cunt to the face a few times...
Horse People. The bane of any horse haters life (apart from dickhead horses obviously). They are the dipshits that get awesome sites shut down in between sucking off their four legged friends and jamming up country lanes whilst their big, dopey fuckwit takes a massive shit in the middle of the road. They are the cunts that have the audacity to abuse me on my own blog, when their IP matches someone who entered the site looking for “gay man horse sex”…
I found this group on that FaceSpace site called “DELETE THE GROUP I FUCKING HATE HORSES.!” and not being down with the kids enough to be a member of the site, I haven’t been able to join the original group this group is asking to be removed. I mean if I _was_ on FaceSpace, I’d be the Grand High Master of a group called I Fucking Hate Horses obviously. Unfortunately I don’t even have time to update this site regularly, let alone suggestively lead an army of school kids, sycophants and closet stalkers via said popular social networking site.
Anyway, I digress. Horse People on FaceSpace. Yes…
The group states :
“the group “I FUCKING HATE HORSES!!” is racist, and hateful.”
Now without wanting to sound patronising… NO FUCKING SHIT, SHERLOCK! What fucking gave it away, the word HATE in the title. I also love the typical Horse Person classic jew double bluff tactic of throwing down the race card before the reasoning. They go on to explain (which i’m sure you’re already waiting for)…
there are images of horses being tortured, or dead horses.
Great stuff…
not to mention, it says “i hate horses how blacks hate whites.”
This is a quote from the original Horse Hater site. It’s also in no way racist, with it being a simile and all.
For the record though, black people do hate white people quite a lot…
and also, people are making fun of handicaps.
Cut the bullshit and keep to the point. All your reasons for wanting to shut down the horse hating group seem to be unrelated to the actual group, you horse loving shit stain. I’m sure there are a few rogue horse haters that think disabilities are funny but not me. I’m all about the horse hatred…
People who hate horses hate them because they are weak and poor and have nothing else to do but write blogs about hating horses to get attention :/ I mean think about it guys… anyways i dont care if u think this way because its not my problem… i mean my life is horses and i would not like it ANY other way. Im not a mean type of person but since my bond with horses is so strong i speak for everyone who loves horses when i say God is gonna send u to hell where u can be tourtued and me and my horses will be in heaven laughing our fucking asses off
Cant wait 
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~ Love, The Fucking Horse Lover you hate just so damn much
Seriously… you actually believe that God is going to send me to Hell to be tortured for the rest of eternity because I hate horses? For yours, and every other horse loving douchebags pleasure no less? That’s one vindictive God you believe in there…
What’s more likely is that Heaven has no horses in at all and if you bothered to read your magical Bible rather than sucking on horse cock, you’d know they’re the evillest mother fuckers in existence.
Conquest, War, Famine, and Death. They’re all HORSES. Not squirrels. Not badgers with flaming tails. Not even giant fricking sharks with laserbeams on their heads. HORSES. There’s a reason Revelation depicts the coming of the Apocalypse with every evil we can ever imagining coming on horseback; it’s because even God thinks horses are massive, massive cunts..
..and anyway. If Heaven does have lots of horses, I’ll be happy in Hell… its where all the awesome music comes from anyway!
I AM A HORSE LOVER AN IF U HATE HORSES THEN U R STUPID ALSOO U MUST BE PRETTY LIFELESS WHY DO U HATE THEM U NEVR GAVE A RESONE SO WHAT NOW I AM 12 AND PROBEBLY STRONGER THEN U CAUSE I AND HOLD BACK AN 18 HAND HORSE HUGE!!! oHHH U PROBLEY LOVED THEM THEN FELL FF AND U WERE LIKE RUNNIN TO UR MOM MOMMY I HURT MYSELF HORSES R SOSO MEAN I NEVER WANNA RIDE AGAIN I HATE EM LOL I AM WITH YA I WILL BE LAUGHEN MY ASS OFF TO SAME WITH MY HORSES WEN UR IN HELL!!! LOL
Sweet zombie Jesus, ‘emily’ somewhere in that minefield of grammatically incorrect, error riddled, horse sympathising drivel, I think you missed the point.
I’ll simplify it for you, horses are cunts. I’m sure if there is some kind of afterlife, horses will be nowhere near it, look into the cold dead rapist eyes of a horse and you’ll see they have about as much ‘soul’ as a toaster.
you how hate horses are fucking stupid and why do you hate them so much? what have they done to you? sleept with your mom or what ?
And you hate horse people cuz you hate your self get a life you bloging about this gosh! And do you like dog then you are fucking stupid it the same shit! you just bloging of something how low are you ?
well fuck you man have a bad day hope you die xD
this is the funniest fucking shit i have ever read.. i love it. i personally don’t hate horses but this site is good entertainment
hahahaa what a funny website !!! love it !! congratulation ! what’s wrong with these bunch of christian horse lover they don’t get the point… anyway ! nice website again !
Perhaps I’m a little bit too tired to see if this blog is for real or a parody. Why the fuck would you hate horses? And don’t tell me “I hate horses because they are cunts”, that’s just too lame.
If you live in the city, then horses probably don’t affect you at all, which means you are just another douchebag who has nothing to do but jack off and write lame articles. If on the other hand you live on the country side, then I completely understand you. Every horse has molested you for being an idiot.
On the other hand, if this blog is just a parody and is meant for entertainment, I have to admit it’s pretty damn funny.
PS: No, I’m not a horse lover, just a hater of all cunts who mistreat or would like to mistreat animals.
LOL. i dont like horses but this is just queer. this is a worthless site
They are HORSEMEN not HORSES, can’t you read well? maybe you need glasses.. or a dictionary
Apparently loving horses gives the side affect of horrible grammar
and terrible spelling.
But i digress
The site is funny as hell (just my opinion)
@ emily
So you’re 12? That explains much…
I find this site really amazing
I love when people write “YOU’RE A NOLIFER!”… common.. Who’s a nolifer? A person that update his blogg once in a while or a person with a horse as a bestfriend?
No I never fell from a horse, I never got scared to death by a horse, never got bit or kicked or anything. I still fucking hate that animal..
My mom got a couple of horses (Idk why we’re not farmers but I don’t care). Still the first thing I do I get those horses one day is to send them straight to the butcher to get some delicious meal I can share with my dog (she’ll get the gluey parts).
Keep up the good work, ur actually I great writer.. and fuck those pussybiting maniacs.
/.W~
impossible…its impossible to love horses!just thinking hhhorses and writing that wword is like HELL!!!id punch a “horse” just to try extinct those evil suckin horses!oh and…EVEN EINSTEIN wanted to KILL horses!!!why did he invent nuclear bombs?to kill horses!no other reasons.but the gouvernement used em to kill people.what a waste!
lets kill horses tomorow!
yoman
lol
Here is a message for EVERYONE who hates horses: Go to hell, cause thats is where you belong, your nasty creep!!!!! Oh i could just KILL you right now! And by the way, what the fuck have the horses do to you?! Think about that, if you have some brain for that. And if i was you then i would be really carefull……..
@Jake im w/u cuz i LOVE HORSES sure u ass haters mite cuss at me i dont give a DAMN so sure u guys can talk behind our backs but we find u so…? get the hell out of this world u should of NEVER been born on this land u are a DISGRACE! of all the people! >:( ihatehorses31 shut up! & yes i know that u have a new account on youtube so shut up! D:< huh! wut if u all horsehaters go to slaughter! & get eaten by ur own species! of course horses arent our species but u deadmen know wat i mean besides this is the internet no school or anything & @lawrencethemute u say we horselovers spell wrong well u must be a horselover bcuz u spelled disagree wrong! well well well…
do i rlly care wut u horsehaters say a lil but it aint the en of the world by a stupid comment & yes some of u horsehaters mite say "this is a stupid comment go to hell u dumbass!" ok that wont hurt me u DONT live by me u DONT kno me & u DONT kno ANYTHING about horses! u guys are the freackshow -_-'
& yes im gunna get an IDIOTIC comment by a horsehater yup i kno wuts gunna happen so do i like care? i care about the horss & ihatehorses31 good luck! ;D
wow u guys didnt pull ur heads off me yet? oh u babys wanna cry? :’(
HAAAAA!!!! XD LOSERS!!!!! XD
i would like to thank each and every one of the horse lovers that post their rage on the comment sections of this site. you are very amusing, and you provide this site with hits, thus perpetuating the horse hate that your feelings are so hurt about. Why do I hate horses? Yes, I agree that they are cunts, but there is more to it than that. Picture a mother’s love. Indiscriminate, Unconditional. The mother loves her child just because the child is hers. Now take that picture and make it the exact opposite; the coldest, most merciless hate that can only be experienced. This is my hate for these worthless pieces of shit. I hate horses, not because of what they have done, just because they are fucking horses. You horse lovers who post here disgust me for an entirely different reason. See, every single post made by a horse lover gives off every air of being from the mind of a completely uneducated, ignorant, and wholly fucking stupid individual. Your all caps and little emoticons are egregious, almost to a level equal to that of the long, vomit-inducing face of the horse itself. Do yourselves and everyone else a favor and have yourselves and your horses sterilized. I can handle this garbage, but i would prefer that my future children did not have to live with this sort of thing.
Why do horse lovers have no perception of grammar or spelling? are they all autistic or something?
The thing I find funny isn’t this website, it’s that someone would spend so much time creating a website dedicated to hating something they’ve probably never seen in real life.
I love horses (go ahead, doodle a gun at my head). They have a high emotional intelligence and make invaluable companions, but they’re not for everyone. I certainly don’t expect everyone to feel the same way about them.
Ha, WIN!!!!
I really like horses but I just love this homepage! It`s so funny, I laughed hard! Win guys, just keep rockin`! Actually I hate about 80% of horse people too. They`re are just brainless retards who thinks that world turns around horses. It`s a bit of shame that they are interested only in horses and nothing at all. Yes, I own a horse but i`m not sitting in stable and watching how he eats, how he sleeps, how he takes a shit 24/7 like most of those retards do. Unintelligent brainless creatures without sense of humor. BURN EM`ALL!!! In my life I have met only few people, who owns/likes a horse and still are a normal human being. Maybe I can count them on one hands fingers. The others must burn in Fukushima radioactive water.
What is wrong with you? There is nothing wrong with the wonderful Equus Caballus. They have done NOTHING to you. And there is no reason to use such vulgar language about them. I love horses, I ride 5 days a week, the stables are my home away from home. I have every mind to find a place to report this silly website run by a person who obviously has some kind of anger issues. Besides, you will never be able to repay the debt that the Equines have given humans throughout time. Given you the ability to work. To collect food. To travel. To have entertainment. To have someone to love and talk to that will never judge you and always understand you. So face it – human life would be NOTHING without horses.
And, by the way – I, a horse lover, am a straight-A student who especially excels in English and grammar. I scored in the top 100 out of the entire US in Fifth Grade in the ERB scores. And so what if you make a typo once in a while? Nobody’s perfect, yes, not even you, so suck it up and stop polluting the internet with your silly site. Horses are wonderful animals and you know it. But you just can’t agree just for the sake of not wanting to agree, can you?
This website waste of time I am a huge supporter of horses and hating is a waste of body and soul I love everything. And yes hating does send you to hell becuase heaven only accepts love. You seem not to have that why not grow up act mature and forget that they exsist for the matter and do something else than hate horses. There are so many things in the world to do than just hate an animal that helped build history. Also to say does this mean you never wanted the country you live in be what it is because if not for the horse you have strong legs to carry you far. I have to say you are ungreatful not because of the horse but your life. Try living without hate cause that means you have a short life. I know because I did research.This site tells me that the maker has no life. Sad for because I live a happy life and everything comes to me because I don’t think about things that does not matter to me. I easily forget and move on.
Dude. Fuck horses. I live in the country. I ride them occasionally because the other country people like to so I give a little and try to be a decent dude by doing something I hate to make them happy. But I’ve always hated horses.
Once we’re out riding right? Me my wife and our friend, who owns the horses we’re on. We’re going along and our friend is on about how graceful and majestic they are. As she says this my wife’s horse heaves and grunts a huge steaming pile of green-orange shit on the road in front of mine. Yeah. Real fucking majestic.
A while later we had to turn back because my friend’s horse threw her really hard. Why? Because she had a small piece of wire in the hair on her tail and it “poked” her leg. Yes. That’s the reaction of a graceful creature, right? Fucking retards.
Oh and you horse people are worse.
I was in the market one day talking to my wife about how I never met a horse I didn’t hate. The frump ass cashier got really pissed and interjects into our converstation that its because i clearly haven’t met the right horse. FUCK YOU. THERE’S A REASON PEOPLE QUIT RIDING AND STARTED DRIVING CARS. I never been hurled out of my car because it simply didn’t “feel” like driving to work that day.
You idiot haters make me laugh you all sound extremely stupid.