This is why crossbows are rubbish and sniper rifles are awesome...

This is why crossbows are rubbish and sniper rifles are awesome...

“A horse is recovering after being shot with a crossbow on South Tyneside.”

Look how close that is to a headshot… lucky son of a bitch…

“The horse is one of several owned by a 35-year-old local man and kept in a field close to his home. Vets removed the arrow.”

So its a horse owned by a pikie? The local field being a gypo camp site.

“None of the other animals were injured in the attack, which Northumbria Police described as ‘callous.’ “

I think Northumbria Police might want to look up the word callous. Callous : unfeelingness: devoid of passion or feeling; hardheartedness. I’m pretty sure that anyone willing to shoot at a horse with a crossbow isn’t devoid of passion or loathing for the shit shoed wearing, smelly arsed shit stains.

Callous also means emotionally hardened or without regard to others’ sensitivities. Horses aren’t people, people. They’re dicks. Horse People are also not people. They’re dicks too. Nothing to have feelings for, nothing to be emotionally hardened about.

The correct description for this event is… brilliant.

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10 Responses to “So unlucky not to be a HORSE HEADSHOT…”

  1. Madbloke says:

    They’ve let themselves down there by not including the stock phrase “If it was a child who had been hit in the neck by this crossbow, they could have died”. Shoddy reporting.

  2. emily says:

    U NEED HELP HORSESROCK AND U KNOW WHAT I THINK THEY SHOULD MAKE GLUE OUT OF U THATS RIGHT OR SELL UR MEAT AS FOOD HUH HOW WOULD U LIKE IT – OWNER OF 7 HORSES AND TEN YEAR RIDER P.S- IF U WRER IN FRONT OF ME AND SAID THT ACTUALLY THAT WOULDNT BE A GOOD IDEA UNLESS U LIVE NEAR A HOSPITAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH YEAH I ALMOST FORGOT HORSES ARE THE MOST AWESOME ANIMAL AND IF U THINK THAT THEY R STUPID THEN FINE BUT THATS JUST SAD SAD SAD OH AND THEY CAN MOVE 500 POUND PER FOOT SO I HOPE ONE FULL STRENGTH KICKS U IN THE FACE YEAH U NEED ALOT OF HELP!!!

  3. Lookslikeweregoingtohavetoputitdown says:

    I’m glad to see your reasoned and well thought out arguments continue ‘emily’.

    I see you have resorted to vague threats and surprise surprise have selected the horse as your champion. Well I accept you challenge, before making wild accusations as to what animal you thing is ‘the best ever’ I suggest you take a look at 2 of my new favourite games.

    Horse VS Bear http://farm1.static.flickr.com.....e513bb.jpg

    Horse VS Bull http://static.guim.co.uk/Guard.....1;7642.jpg

  4. HoarseLover says:

    Emily, how can you almost forget that horses are the most awesome animal?! They manufacture glue (somehow, maybe special hoof-friendly machinery is involved?) and – astonishingly – sell “Ur meat” as food! Let’s see your bear/bull combination do that, Mr. PutItDown! Yes, not smiling now are we? (I’ve never actually eaten “Ur”, but I’ve heard it’s even more delicious than fresh horse!)

  5. biscuit says:

    oh, i thought that callous was referring to the fact that none of the other horses were injured. perfectly appropriate, more should have been hurt and it is simply terrible of the shooter not to have injured more!

  6. Name says:

    LOL Emily, you must either be a genius, a spoiled brat, or both! You said in your other post you were 12, and now you’re a 10 year rider owning 7 horses?? I’m sorry, but, even my foot can not believe that. :)

  7. Jodie says:

    Woah, Emily Chill. Its funny how you can waste All that time on Exclaimation points and yet, Can Get Rid of the abbrieviations like “u” and “ur” and dont capitalise.
    Excess Punctuation is not the answer. You should aim for a Natural High.

  8. Dead Equine says:

    Emily, you stupid fucking cunt.

  9. zerem says:

    Emily, seriously… you are on horsehating site :) what the fuck did you thought you would archive by this shitty upper-case comment?

    Go and kill some horse now… it will calm you down instantly ;)

  10. tobymonas says:

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha poor emily, maybe she’s a female version of mr. hands

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