Does Ryan Bingham hate horses? I hope so...
This is Ryan Bingham. Other than looking a bit like Geoff from Ace of Cakes, he is also a musician that hates horses. That makes him great.
His band is called Ryan Bingham and the Dead Horses and their FaceSpace page is here. They play country music (which gets a D) but their overall grade goes up to an B+ for refering to dead horses in their title. Removing Ryans name would get them an A and could even play Dance music and still be awesome.
The only bad thing about the band is that other than the cool name, there is a serious lack of dead horses. No references to taking brass knuckles down to the paddocks to inflict a nice beating on some unsuspecting gluebag. No driving through the countryside and spotting a horse with its head over a fence so you park up and give it a swift punch in the face. Nothing.
Maybe they’ve done it just to sound a bit edgy. Maybe it has some deep meaning. Who knows (it doesn’t say on their page, thats the actual reason). Ryan Bingham is our horse hating Celebrity of the Week.
Tags: Horse Hating Celebrities, Ryan Bingham, Ryan Bingham and the Dead Horses
I would love for you to come out to the country and punch one of my horses, I can promise you that you would not walk back to your car.